Is it possible for one jumpsuit to replace all clothes forever? Probably not, but that isn’t stopping Abigail Glaum-Lathbury and Maura Brewer, the two artists behind Rational Dress Society, from trying. JUMPSUIT, as its known, is hand-sewn from sustainable fabric, comes in 248 NASA-approved sizes, and costs $150—the proceeds of which the two hope to put towards a single print advertisement in Vogue. All of which begs the question: would you wear it?

Got an idea? @bobby will draw it (for a fee). Over the past week or so, one of Twitter’s more prominent personalities has put his artistic skills to work for, well, if not good, than at least … money? If you’re looking for an illustration of, say, a “wiener dog in a wedding dress that got left at the altar,” a “stolen Volkswagen 2012 Passat with a bengal cat riding passenger seat,” or even “God’s butt,” then venmo him at his new account, @moneywanter.

It’s high time for table lighters to make a comeback, and this 1970s Italian travertine one from curated vintage and home decor destination Casa Shop makes just about as good a case for them as we can find. If it’s sold out by the time you get this, it’s because one of us bought it.